Stop.

(Source: klefable)
my grandma is angry at my grandpa because when they went to the doctor’s the lady asked what he was allergic to and he said his wife

(Source: mr-leach)
If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore

At first I was like “oh some guy being a really awesome athlete” AND THEN I REALIZED WHAT I WAS ACTUALLY LOOKING AT
OH MY GOD
ITS LIKE A TELETUBBY